Hey, little freaks that read this shitty blog! Today is my birthday (ha, big deal) and I have never eaten so much in my entire life. It was like two pounds of fries, a gigantic steak and half of my birthday cake (I'm not that fat but I like to eat).
          These were my presents (No one cares, asshole): A Snowboard (FUCK YEAH), a wrist watch, and tons of books. And a blowjob. I´m still deciding which was better, the snowboard or the blowjob.
          Changing topics, I found something really cool about Dark Energy and Dark Matter, perhaps next post I'll write something about it.
        
          I'm sick of this shit, I'm sleepy and I still have homework to do. Good Night, and happy b-day for me.