1- Wow, you look so tired! Let me give you a blowjob so you can relax.
2- There is way too much food at home, let's just buy beer.
3- I think you should spend the night with your friends... You deserve it.
4- What an amazing fart! Do it again!
5- Honey, the neighbour's daughter is only in panties again.
6- Don't bother, I'll swallow everything.
7- Why don't you forget about this Valentine's Day bullshit and buy yourself something cool?
8- The guys from the office called from the brothel, they want you there in 10 minutes.
9- I brought these two girls to have fun with us tonight.
10- Money? For what? I just want your love.
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