My God, who is this guy?

Just Remy Gaillard trolling. Again.

What the hell is going on here?

The Dragonslayer can put an end to the dragon's destruction, but with him the oppression of the Empire will  come. Choose wisely.

Oh santa, you so naughty

Arrow to the knee? Nah

Retards vs. Pigs (4chan strikes again)

Oh, hi

Made it way better.

The Ugly Truth.

God save the Queen.

FUS RO DAH ALL THE THINGS!

10 things you will never hear a woman saying

1- Wow, you look so tired! Let me give you a blowjob so you can relax.

2- There is way too much food at home, let's just buy beer.

3- I think you should spend the night with your friends... You deserve it.

4- What an amazing fart! Do it again!

5- Honey, the neighbour's daughter is only in panties again.

6- Don't bother, I'll swallow everything.

7- Why don't you forget about this Valentine's Day bullshit and buy yourself something cool?

8- The guys from the office called from the brothel, they want you there in 10 minutes.

9- I brought these two girls to have fun with us tonight.

10- Money? For what? I just want your love.

Home.

What is home to me?
   Home is where I can walk naked everywhere.
   Home is where I can sleep where and for how long I want.
   Home is where I can shit for how long I want.
   Home is where I play the drums at 3am just to make my neighbours mad.
   Home is where rock n' roll reigns.
   Home is where an asshole friend always eats half of my pizza without paying anything.
   But most importantly, Home is where my heart find its place.