Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Best quotes.

One good thing about Alzheimmer's is that you get to meet new people every day!


The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. 


Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.


Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the fuck is the ceiling.

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