Best Spongebob quotes

Squidward: I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.

Patrick: We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking, here. WE STOLE A BALLOON. 

Patrick: I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

Squidward: Let me get this straight. You two bought a big screen television just so you could play in the box? 
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pretty smart, huh? 
Patrick: I thought it wouldn't work.

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