Mt boa essa tirinha, faz uma ótima crítica.
crédito à Carlos Ruas, do site Um sábado qualquer

Chandler e Joey são os melhores!

Deus, Zeus, Odin e um deus dos incas (esqueci o nome) batendo papo

créditos para Carlos Ruas, do site 'Um Sábado Qualquer'

Sempre gostei mais do Império

This one goes in english

          O.k., this post goes in english, 'cause I'm taking in consideration my three readers of the northern hemisfere. Aaaaaaaaand I don't know what to talk about. What about talking about random stuff. No, that's all that I do here in this blog. Well, fuck it.

          Today, I was eating a pizza when this huge-green-ugly-motherfuckin-flying-alien comes right to my forehead. I dropped the pizza and slapped it as fast and hard as I could. Only then I realised it was a fly. And now I have a headache. 

          Moving on, have anyone ever played the impossible game? That one with the orange square? Well, if you have, I'm sure you fucked up just like me. If you haven't played it, please don't. It will drag you down to hell and torture you. 

          Lastly, has anyone ever heard about the show 'Music for Montserrat'? I don't know the story very well, but I think Montserrat is a small island on the Caribbean, and it got fucked up by a volcano that erupted. The island was evacuated, but most of it was destroyed. As Montserrat is britanic territory, there was a show in England to raise funds to help the island recover. Here's a list of people that presented on the show: Paul McCartney, Eric Clapton, Elton John, Jimmy Buffet, Carl Perkins, Phil Collins, Mark Knopfler and Sting. You need more?






P.S. -First post without a picture on it (useless information).

Continuando

No post anterior, eu coloquei os melhores e mais fodões. Os que vêm aqui são muito bons tbm, e não poderia deixar de citá-los. 

 

Da esquerda para direita: Will Smith; Tom Hanks; Russell Crowe; Keanu Reeves; Matt Damon; Brad Pitt; Denzel Washington; George Clooney; Robert De Niro; Dustin Hoffman

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Parando um pouco de falar sobre Pokemon, tá aqui uma compilação dos melhores atores do cinema, na minha opinião, é claro(O único q não é ator é o George, comediante).

 

 Da esquerda para direita: Morgan Freeman; Jack Nicholson; Clint Eastwood; Ian McKellen; George Carlin; Robert Downey Jr.; Anthony Hopkins e Johnny Depp.

P.S. -Os caras são fodas.

Pokemon do tipo Ghost é foda[3]

Já tô de saco cheio de falar de Ghost Pokémon, mas eu não podia deixar de mostrar isso pra cambada.

Haunter amaldiçoado e Gengar alucinante!

Pokemon do tipo Ghost é foda[2]

Continuando a thread sobre Ghost Pokemon, esse é um desenho que ilustra todos os battle cuts deles, das 5 gerações.( a última é toda da 5° geração)

P.S. -Créditos da imagem para Amastroph, no deviantART

Pokemon do tipo Ghost é foda

          Quase todos os pokemón do tipo ghost das 4 primeiras gerações. Muito foda esse desenho.

P.S. -Abra de penetra ali no canto
P.S.2- Não levo crédito nenhum pela imagem. Achei fuçando o google

The fifth generation of pokémon sucks. Way too many ugly and useless pokémon. But there are always exceptions. The pokémons Monozu, Jiheddo and Sazandora are awesome. (In english, it was translated for Deino, Zweilous and Hydreigon). THis is the best drawing of the three, found it on deviantART, credits to 4evaLuvd.

Pacman feels haunted

                                                      
                                                                    I hate those ghosts

Barbossa e Jack

Barbossa: -Então, Jack? Seremos dois imortais travando uma batalha épica até o Dia do Julgamento ao som das trombetas?
Jack: -Ou você pode se render.

Best Spongebob quotes

Squidward: I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.

Patrick: We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking, here. WE STOLE A BALLOON. 

Patrick: I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

Squidward: Let me get this straight. You two bought a big screen television just so you could play in the box? 
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pretty smart, huh? 
Patrick: I thought it wouldn't work.

                                                These guys are awesome

Quagsire/Quagmire

" I can't see my forehead"

                                     -Patrick

Squidward rules

"This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color."
                                                                                                                   - Squidward

Crazy Angus

• "We want to appeal to everyone and get rich quick. We want to be millionaires. I've got this plan to buy Tasmania you see..."

                                                                                         — Angus Young

 

                                              (Angus and Ozzy joking around)

 

 

Apocalipse Now

" I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

                                                          Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore

Odin had a sense of humor too

" It. Was. Rhetorical. You condescending ass."

                                                          ( you don`t wanna mess with him)

Epic Vader

"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me."

 "Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
  Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
  Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
  One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
  In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
  One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
  One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
  In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."

-- J R R Tolkien

Quote²

                                                          "Em colares de prata eles juntaram

                                                           Estrelas floridas; fizeram coroas

                                                           De fogo-dragão e no mesmo cordão

                                                           Fundiram a luz do sol e da lua"

                                                                                                           - part of Thorin's song from 'The Hobbit'

Quote

"Behold.....the Great Realm of Dwarf City and Dwarrowdelf"
                                                                                               - Gandalf, the Grey