My God, who is this guy?

Just Remy Gaillard trolling. Again.

What the hell is going on here?

The Dragonslayer can put an end to the dragon's destruction, but with him the oppression of the Empire will  come. Choose wisely.

Oh santa, you so naughty

Arrow to the knee? Nah

Retards vs. Pigs (4chan strikes again)

Oh, hi

Made it way better.

The Ugly Truth.

God save the Queen.

FUS RO DAH ALL THE THINGS!

10 things you will never hear a woman saying

1- Wow, you look so tired! Let me give you a blowjob so you can relax.

2- There is way too much food at home, let's just buy beer.

3- I think you should spend the night with your friends... You deserve it.

4- What an amazing fart! Do it again!

5- Honey, the neighbour's daughter is only in panties again.

6- Don't bother, I'll swallow everything.

7- Why don't you forget about this Valentine's Day bullshit and buy yourself something cool?

8- The guys from the office called from the brothel, they want you there in 10 minutes.

9- I brought these two girls to have fun with us tonight.

10- Money? For what? I just want your love.

Home.

What is home to me?
   Home is where I can walk naked everywhere.
   Home is where I can sleep where and for how long I want.
   Home is where I can shit for how long I want.
   Home is where I play the drums at 3am just to make my neighbours mad.
   Home is where rock n' roll reigns.
   Home is where an asshole friend always eats half of my pizza without paying anything.
   But most importantly, Home is where my heart find its place.

Where death is king.

I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-Robert Ingersoll

A Lesson

There is always a bit of Truth behind every 

"I'm just kidding";

a bit of Knowledge behind every

"I don't know";

a bit of Emotion behind every

"I don't care";

a bit of Suffering behind every

"I'm fine".

Snowboarding + Metal = Awesome

Didn't you?

Insanity Wolf rocks

The Joker

Rap

Friendzone

Hand drawn Pikachu by a friend of mine

                                                         

Since Love hurts so fuckin much

Mr. Gorsky is getting some

That pretty much sums it up

God of Art

Shangai

Fuck you, Shark

The hobbits reunited

Surfing - at its finest

I know that feel

this guy deserves a medal

A plague

          I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague.                -Agent Smith, The Matrix

THOR

THIS...IS...SPARTAAA!

Freeza VS. Mewtwo

Best Drinking Game Ever!

tequila shots

Stormtroopers

Manliness at its finest

Well, shit.

Hail to the King, baby

I cannot live without bacon

The Most Contagious Laugh Ever

Captain Planet!

Women Logic

Fuck you Copernicus

Hail to the King, baby

The Meaning of Life

Am I the only one?

Let's just be friends

huh

Steve in Heaven

Deathly Hallows

Story for RPG #2

Near the royal city of Thronehold there is a feud called Moonland, which is being terrorized by a clan of witches named "Blood Thirsty". There are five witches altogether, who invocate evil creatures and have mercenaries to fight alongside them. Their objective is to find the crypt of Unthar, a being that was born from the relationship of a woman with a demon. Centuries ago, he attacked the peasants and nobles of that feud, and was known for dismembering the victims and drinking their blood. The King sends you (the players) to solve the problem. You can either defeat the entire clan or find the crypt and burn Unthar's heart, what would prevent the witches of resurrecting him, which is what they really want. But be advised that many warriors and knights were send to Moonland for tha task, but none returned. Good Luck.

Story for RPG #1

          An enormous fissure was opened at the Valley of Silence. Royal scouts report that demoniac creatures and monsters of fire slip through the crack at night, and roam in the dark places. The King Hrothgar of Thronehold sends several reckoning teams, and you (the players) are part of one. But be careful where you look, 'cause you might find more than you should.

Alan Rickman GPS

I miss it so much.

My pretties

Dungeons and Dragons

Aerial Combat

WANT

Who knew

Darwin

Holy shit

United.

To the world of fantasy.

I could write a ten-thousand-word text about it, but this picture sums everything up.